I am Back and I Recently Acquired Some Fat
One thing I learned during my year off of social media: Kate Moss is a f*cking liar, I found out there are A LOT of things that taste better than skinny feels. So, as some of you who actually give a damn noticed, I took a full year off of social media. GASP! YES a full year! What did I do? Well against popular belief, not posting things on social media DOES NOT mean I sat on my couch watching reruns of Gilligan’s Island…I did actually DO stuff. Normal stuff…you know…brus