Look at that awesome bra-less side boob!!  Before you get your panties in a bunch and think to yourself, how the hell did she drop so much weight in just the past week?!  Well, this is not me.  I mean it is me.  But me, pre-baby.  13 years ago.  I was going to the gym every single day and doing mad cardio 2-4 hours a day.   Look!  No wings on my arms!!  This picture was actually taken by my son’s father when we were dating. I think this was the very first picture he took of m

There is always a thought in the back of my mind that everything needs to be perfect in order for results to occur.  I am grateful that I had fleeting moments during this past year of trying to get back into working out and being healthy, because I think those few and far between actions kept me from really spiraling out of control.  Doing things like cleanses, enemas and green smoothies a handful of times over the last 12 months kept the fact that I was gorging on food every

I LOVE MY YOGA PANTS!!!!! How much do I love my yoga pants?  Well, if I were a multi platinum gold award-winning number one amazing hit all-star singer, I would use my talents to not only write super lame ass love songs with catchy lyrics that get stuck in your head like my dear friend Taylor Swift, I would also use my amazing talent to write songs about my yoga pants.  Yes, you heard me correctly.  They would be number one hits, because every girl in America LOVES yoga pants

Welcome back you freakin awesome Women Warriors!!  You all ROCK my world!  I look around sometimes and think to myself…look at all we have done!  All these people exist because of us!  You and me ladies, that’s right, we are the real Warriors here.  Pushing actual human life out of our tight godly vaginas every single day like the Rock Stars we are…reproducing and creating like a bunch bad asses!  We need to start wearing our heads higher and shifting our shoulders back.  Be

Let us just say, if it was not possible, I suppose I just made it possible.   I did a solid week of working out every morning and eating ‘cleaner’ and I am looking at myself in the mirror today and thinking, ‘Damn I think I looked like a sexier burrito last week.’ Well, look at me over here, a real winner.  I could just change the title to this blog to:  6 Months Pregnant!!  And then I would get a bunch of ‘ohhs and ahhhs’ to make myself feel better.  But I’m a bad ass woman,

One thing I learned during my year off of social media:  Kate Moss is a f*cking liar, I found out there are A LOT of things that taste better than skinny feels. So, as some of you who actually give a damn noticed, I took a full year off of social media.  GASP!  YES a full year!  What did I do?  Well against popular belief, not posting things on social media DOES NOT mean I sat on my couch watching reruns of Gilligan’s Island…I did actually DO stuff. Normal stuff…you know…brus